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There is a reason that the Floating Head of Bjork presides over one of our brackets in Fug Madness. Of all of the One-Named Mistresses of Fuggery Past and Present, she is certainly the kookiest (sorry, Cher). She is also the only person who could show up somewhere sporting the deconstructed remains of

[joankan2010]

announced her engagement to Russell Brand, Ri was asked to plan the bachelorette party! However, simply planning the party wasn't enough for Katy - she apparently wanted Rihanna to put on a striptease! Say

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carpet — because who does pre-wedding dinners without a red carpet, honestly? Maybe he stepped on it and felt bad — who knows? — but it looked pretty glorious and princess-y all spread out.